paddy and murphy...........................

........................drinking a pint of the blackstuff somewhwere in shamrock


paddy "going to the game tonight"?

murphy "what game"?

paddy "game against tottenham in the europa league"

murphy " ha ha there in the champions league arnt they"

paddy "nah they forgot to turn up,so there in the europa league"

murphy "oh,so what sort of team will they put out "?

paddy "redknapp say's it will be a spurs side with a mixture of youth and experience"

murphy "hmmm" long pause

paddy "WHAT"?

murphy " you said we are playing tottenham.....who are spurs"???

paddy " there the same team t-o-t-t-e-n-h-a-m......h-o-t-s-p-u-r-s"

murphy "oh yeah,.........................will jimmy greaves be playing"

paddy "NO!!! jimmy greaves retired about 10-15 years ago"

murphy "ok ok what about danny blanc..................."

paddy butting in "shut it murphy,please .........give me strength,i give up i'm off see ya"

murphy " yeah bye" saying to himself "whats wrong with him "?

murphy " ar jimmy lad ,how are you "?

jimmy "err fine.........................you..........what's up with paddy,you know he's an arsenal fan don't you "

murphy "yeah i was given him aload of rubbish about team selection ha ha the mug,he thinks i stupid ha ha "

jimmy " yeah he's the stupid one"

murphy "well jimmy lad i'm off see you soon"

jimmy "yeah bye mate"

murphy outside pub say's to himself "i wonder if pat jennings is in goal hmmm that would be nice !!".................................................

...........................first time trying something like this don't be to harsh it's just a bit of fun ,no offence to anybody......... also think spurs will win 4-0.