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by The heart of Farkeness (U19827)

My daughter has a new teacher in school, and every time she mentions her name, I shout out 'FFFSSSHHHHHH!'
It just happens automatically and she is getting really upset by this. I've tried to hold back, but the more I hold back, the louder it gets. I even deceive her into saying her name and then...
'FFFSSSHHHHHH!'
Older fans will have guessed by now that the teacher's name is Mrs Haddock.
FFFSSSHHHHH!!!
See what I mean? If any of you have any worthwhile advice to offer, I would appreciate it. I'm not hopeful though.

posted on 19/2/21

Try saying " Sore Finger" The woman in our Chippy always used to ask us that when we ordered fish and chips.

posted on 19/2/21

Clam up!

posted on 19/2/21

What a load of pollocks!
You're codding us!
This is not the plaice for squidding around.

posted on 19/2/21

Poor sole, there's usually help out there, but he's slipped through the net. Eel just have to flounder...

posted on 19/2/21

Did this really happen, or is it a red herring?

posted on 19/2/21

Probably not the Plaice for this problem to be trawled .

posted on 19/2/21

There's some Clowns on this thread ......

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