Sick of Oxlongs fecal obsessive posts? Then set your Friday afternoon mind to a Wednesday Representative Loonball XI, players who have represented our club who at various points have taken leave of whatever senses they may have had, or just comes across as plain hatstand.
I'll throw a few in for starters.
1. GK - Sir Stephen of Bywater, well he's just off his head isnt he!
7. Carlton Palmer - mad as a badger & failing to understand the concept of a driving ban.
9. Paulo Delinquent Di Canio - Say no more.
10. Leapy Lee Chapman - Domestic Aggro & leaving us for Niort (who?)
11. Gilles De Bilde - That stuff with his pets was a bit of a worry.
A bag of Eckaslike patented Tramadol & a Blue & White Striped Straightjacket for the best answers.
Wednesday Loonball XI
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Chris Waddle - Diamond Lights.
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According to his Wikipedia entry (not the most reliable source I know), Andy Pearce was 2009 and 2010 UK conkers champion.
Possibly not true, but worthy of a mention!
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Di Canio - a true-blue loose cannon, especially when he decked that referee.
I hear he's beginning to show a lot of potential as a manager as well....
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Chris Turner went a bit mental when he was Manager. Pressman said he thought it "got to him".
JJ is a bit of a loon as well.
Finally, Mick Lyons - Legend but a Mentalist (in the hardest possible form).
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I'd have John 'James' O'Connor in my 11. He's labouring under the deluded impression that he is a footballer!
Mad as a box of frogs!
Arf! Arf!
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Wasnt Rudi 'one of those'?
y'know...one of...those
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A certain Carboni head butt at Blackburn wasn't quite a normal thing to do!