Some potentially good news coming out of the club today as Tielemans is supposedly interested in signing a new contract with us, but with a proviso. He's taken to life in Quorn, liking both the village and the area, but is said to be concerned by its historical links to fox hunting. As such, he has stipulated that any new contract has to contain a mandatory £500k donation to the Foxhunting Opposition League charity, for the continuation of their work in the area.
Although the amount may be relatively small in comparison to general wages and the club have no issue with the charity involved, they're concerned about the political nature of such a contract and are concerned about what this might mean for future contracts, with other players at the club asking for the situation to be monitored closely. This is said to include Kasper Schmeichel with the Danish charity Storhændede Mænd and James Maddison with Attiredom, a charity for people bullied and abused merely for their choices of clothing. Therefore, the club are holding out as things stand.
Hopefully, however, the situation should be resolved by around midday today.
Tielemans contract stipulation
posted on 1/4/21
Classic Dunge! Rolf Lipao! Love it.
😂😂😂
posted on 1/4/21
Please tell me someone's done a Google translate on the Danish charity. I was proud of that.
posted on 1/4/21
A big hand to you, Dunge, for your annual contribution on this day.
posted on 1/4/21
I was looking forward to coming on here today, thanks DM. 😉
posted on 1/4/21
Dungeooooooooooon!!! 😂
posted on 2/4/21
Good old Dungers. I was trying to find an anagram from that Rolf character you mentioned. A shame there wasn’t another ‘F’ otherwise it would have been ROFL 🤣 OP fail.
posted on 2/4/21
He can buy me new chickens
posted on 2/4/21
Why not just pay him the extra money and let him donate it himself? Arm length deal.....
posted on 2/4/21
Oh Texas!
posted on 3/4/21
(To be read in a very heavy French accent)
I have it on very good authority that this money will be placed in a plain brown envelope and delivered to the Belgium resistance, for the attention of Claude. I cannot say more as my life will be in more danger than it already is. But I must warn the Master of the Dungeons not to take this matter any further and under no circumstances is he (or she) to open any Easter eggs this weekend.