Limavady quick off the mark!

In the wake of Mancini's statement that Carlos Tevez will never play for Man City again, I see that David Brewster, the manager of local second tier outfit Limavady United, has written to City.

The kindly Mr Brewster has graciously offered to take Tevez on loan for the rest of the season and to keep him match fit as long as City agree to pay his wages. What a caring lot these Vaders are!

Looks like Harland & Wolff Welders could be in for a nasty shock when they travel north to take on Limavady next week! I've already bought my ticket!

This is NOT a wind up! I first heard about it 3 days ago and it was reported in the BBC yesterday. It might be that we could profit from a spat between Carlos and City whereby in the middle of trying to take bits out of each other Carlos suddenly throws his hands up and declares, "Right! Thats it, Im off to Limavady!" An optimist? Who me? Never!

Full marks to Mr Brewster for showing initiative. Maybe we should offer him the NI manager's job, that is if we can get to him before Boca Juniors do!

comment by Shenandoah (U7895)

posted on 30/9/11

Things are looking even better!

Carlos says he likes people from NI(young McGovern seems to have done a good job!) and guess what his hobby is >>>> FISHING >>>> The Bann, Lough Neagh, Ballycastle, Bushmills(hic), Cushendun >>>> Its a shew in! Im tempted to send old Carlito the ticket right away. Everyone keep quiet about the colour of neighbouring Ballymena Utd's shirts.

Sorry everyone. I published this post yesterday. First, it appeared in duplicate. I pointed this error out to the MODS. Then, it was pulled altogether. Now, its back in duplicate. Reminds me of someone's knickers!

comment by BrexitDeplorableThatsMe (U5547)

I think Carlos would love County Londonderry and Limavady..............

Mrs Blender and young Megan Blender love the Raddison Roe at Limavady- good pool and gym.............

Nice golf course that i'm sure Carlos would appreciate..............

posted on 1/10/11

Why stop at Limavady!

I wonder if Carlos has any NI family roots through the mercenary soldiers who fought in Bolivar's armies against Spain or in Cochrane's naval squadron which fought in the same conflict. Worth a look! We're in desperate need of a free scoring forward! If it gets much worse we'll have to start digging them up!