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What do you think Foden and Haaland were talking about behind closed hands

posted on 7/4/21

No bitterness here, quite like Man City. But he did ask 'how did the keeper cheat'? Did he not?

posted on 7/4/21

comment by Cinciwolf---A top 20 brand in world football (U11551)
posted 3 hours, 3 minutes ago
Foden...'Sorry it had to be this way Erling'

Haaland....'I understand, it is the way of football, ehhhh, the bigger boy has paid far too much and now is time to be ehhhhh rewarded and i will benefit when i move to Manchester'

Foden.....'Cheers man, we don't like it as players but the owners force us to cheat innit, don't hold it against the keeper for cheating like that'

Haaland....'No worries, look forward to ehhhhh facing you in the Manchester derby in the ehhhhh near future. Good luck in the final, do you know who you are going to be facing yet? Have they ehhhhh decided?'

Foden....'Yeah they have decided but they keep that from us so as to make it all look more natural when we find out'

Haaland....'cool, til next time'
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Was that worth it 👀

posted on 7/4/21

No

posted on 7/4/21

There is a brown envelope in your rucksack

posted on 7/4/21

comment by Cinciwolf---A top 20 brand in world football (U11551)
posted 8 hours, 21 minutes ago
comment by meltonblue (U10617)
posted 51 seconds ago
How did the keeper cheat?
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What, you mean the one that went done holding his foot as though he had been kicked thus making it appear to be a foul when he wasn't touched? That one?

The only thing worse than the cheating feckers doing this sort of shat in games is the fans of said club actually defending it.
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There clearly was contact though, as much as it clearly wasn’t a foul.

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 7/4/21

Why does it look like you have a hairy football on top of your neck?

posted on 7/4/21

comment by Cinciwolf---A top 20 brand in world football (U11551)
posted 9 hours, 13 minutes ago
No bitterness here, quite like Man City. But he did ask 'how did the keeper cheat'? Did he not?
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Ederson didn't cheat. It was crap reffing. If you ever think British refs are crap a look at the CL soon sorts that out.

posted on 7/4/21

a high bouncing ball, and the player who wins the ball gets punished, is normal in europe


posted on 7/4/21

Haaland: Me old man told me to look for sommat in Alderley Edge, I mean I dunno. Seems a bit far to me.

Foden: mate, parking in town’s shįte, and tons of dibble around. You need to look around Longsight. Get the 192. Sorted.

Haaland: cheers titch. I’ll have a look on Rightmove when I get back. Still up for Rusholme later?

Foden: Mum says I can only have a Korma cos of my jippy stummy, but yeah.

Haaland: top one. Got a pen on ya? That guy in yellow seems to want me scribble.

comment by Stoopo (U4707)

posted on 10/4/21

“I really want to play for Leeds but they can’t afford me”

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