Mental Health status updates required

I've got no idea Mike, just trying to kick-start a support network for all the nutters on here. And what's more - the audit trail of posts leads directly back to you!! Have you seen what you've created on these boards in the last week! God help us Mike you've unleashed a monster.

you've heard the rumours about me then?

Seriously tho, even with my joint science GCSE (grade D) I don't understand all them words what you wrote up there.

What dogs? Are they De Bilde's?

Croak! Croak!

All I have to say is Darren Purse's greyhounds.

Sodium Valporate is a modd stabiliser also used for treating epilepsy, more common these days than Lithium Carbonate (as made famous by the Nirvana song 'Lithium' ) which incidentally was first introduced to the unsuspecting public as an alternative to table salt - maybe the Hot Dig seller at the Lane should be alerted.

Chlopromazine is for generally psychotic people and it usually makes them pull funny faces and develop limp, odd gaits or pot bellies.

naked, crouched in the corner rocking back & forth sucking my thumb and covered in my own excrement (calm down Oxlong).
Treatment: Once an hour matron enters the cell, throws a bucket of ice cold water over me and shouts ANTELOPE!

aaaahhhhhhhhhh wibble

Nurse - they're out of bed again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse! More 'hot digs!' And pass the excrement!

Gibber!

Mmmm Hot digs and excrement - you aren't right in the head man. maximum sexcurity. You are the Charlie Bronson of the boards Izzy !

I have not had a drink in the last thirty minutes..

..apart from some of the bath water, that had a full jug of Raydox added to the usual bubbly stuff..

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