Set to serve a six month jail sentence for a breach of a restraining order. He was previously convicted back in 2017 due to a report of domestic abuse on his then-wife Amelia Llorente. He was arrested during their honeymoon in America later that year.
What is it with footballers these days? Mendy, Bissouma and Hernandez now it seems.
Lucas Hernandez six month prison sentence
posted on 14/10/21
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 4 hours ago
Prison FC are putting together a pretty decent team.
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They need a quality striker for when they're struggling. Preferably someone who can unlock tight defences and get them out of jail.
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They need a more conventional coach - they play in strange ways
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They could sign up Luke Shawshank
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He'd be in the team of the week chosen by Garth Crooks
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ex-cell-ent
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If there was a monetary prize for puns someone would win some green backs here
posted on 14/10/21
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comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 4 hours ago
Prison FC are putting together a pretty decent team.
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They need a quality striker for when they're struggling. Preferably someone who can unlock tight defences and get them out of jail.
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They need a more conventional coach - they play in strange ways
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They could sign up Luke Shawshank
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He'd be in the team of the week chosen by Garth Crooks
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ex-cell-ent
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If there was a monetary prize for puns someone would win some green backs here
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Or they'd be locked up in a punitentiary
posted on 14/10/21
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by FC Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 50 minutes ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
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comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 4 hours ago
Prison FC are putting together a pretty decent team.
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They need a quality striker for when they're struggling. Preferably someone who can unlock tight defences and get them out of jail.
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They need a more conventional coach - they play in strange ways
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They could sign up Luke Shawshank
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He'd be in the team of the week chosen by Garth Crooks
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ex-cell-ent
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If there was a monetary prize for puns someone would win some green backs here
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Or they'd be locked up in a punitentiary
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You've Slade me with that
posted on 14/10/21
comment by FC Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
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comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 4 hours ago
Prison FC are putting together a pretty decent team.
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They need a quality striker for when they're struggling. Preferably someone who can unlock tight defences and get them out of jail.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They need a more conventional coach - they play in strange ways
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They could sign up Luke Shawshank
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He'd be in the team of the week chosen by Garth Crooks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
ex-cell-ent
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was a monetary prize for puns someone would win some green backs here
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Or they'd be locked up in a punitentiary
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You've Slade me with that
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Good one... get in mate
posted on 14/10/21
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comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 4 hours ago
Prison FC are putting together a pretty decent team.
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They need a quality striker for when they're struggling. Preferably someone who can unlock tight defences and get them out of jail.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They need a more conventional coach - they play in strange ways
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They could sign up Luke Shawshank
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He'd be in the team of the week chosen by Garth Crooks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
ex-cell-ent
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was a monetary prize for puns someone would win some green backs here
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Or they'd be locked up in a punitentiary
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You've Slade me with that
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Good one... get in mate
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Didn't you like my money one...?
posted on 14/10/21
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comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 4 hours ago
Prison FC are putting together a pretty decent team.
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They need a quality striker for when they're struggling. Preferably someone who can unlock tight defences and get them out of jail.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They need a more conventional coach - they play in strange ways
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They could sign up Luke Shawshank
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He'd be in the team of the week chosen by Garth Crooks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
ex-cell-ent
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was a monetary prize for puns someone would win some green backs here
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or they'd be locked up in a punitentiary
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You've Slade me with that
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Good one... get in mate
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Didn't you like my money one...?
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The Slade one was better.... by a long stretch
posted on 15/10/21
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posted on 15/10/21
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comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 4 hours ago
Prison FC are putting together a pretty decent team.
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They need a quality striker for when they're struggling. Preferably someone who can unlock tight defences and get them out of jail.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They need a more conventional coach - they play in strange ways
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They could sign up Luke Shawshank
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He'd be in the team of the week chosen by Garth Crooks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
ex-cell-ent
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was a monetary prize for puns someone would win some green backs here
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or they'd be locked up in a punitentiary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You've Slade me with that
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Good one... get in mate
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Didn't you like my money one...?
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The Slade one was better.... by a long stretch
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Darren Fletcher?
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Dave Mackay?
posted on 15/10/21
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posted on 15/10/21
Best line in Porridge ever...
Doctor...what's wrong with you fletcher..?
Fletcher - It's me feet doc
Doctor...I don't believe you & i'm going to do a full physical examination...
Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual..?
Fletcher...what with these feet...who'd have me