Heatwave England people

Remember, when having barbecues in your garden, playing loud music can annoy your neighbours.
Another good way to annoy them is to tip their wheelie bin over.

comment by Poolmyfinger (U12438)
posted 2 hours, 19 minutes ago
“ Remember your ancestors colonised entire and whole countries in this heat so just think of them.”

To be fair, those countries would still be in the Stone Age if it wasn’t for them.
….

Like the US?

Fack me it’s that hot that if Michael Barrymore invited me to a pool party I think I’d go.

If Barrymore invited me I wouldn't go. I wouldn't be ars*d.

This article did make me laugh, well done OP

comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted 2 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Poolmyfinger (U12438)
posted 2 hours, 19 minutes ago
“ Remember your ancestors colonised entire and whole countries in this heat so just think of them.”

To be fair, those countries would still be in the Stone Age if it wasn’t for them.
….

Like the US?
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Aren’t they trying desperately to get back to the Stone Age?

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 6 hours, 15 minutes ago
We gave you democracy, a legal framework, roads, railways and cricket.

In return you gave us Chicken Madras.
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No, we made the democracy, legal framework, roads and railways to make it easier to rob the world of all it's produce and natural resources.

How else do you move hundreds of trillions worth of precious stones, minerals, agricultural produce to the UK and human beings to concentration camps?

comment by Assassin Baby - (U1282)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 6 hours, 15 minutes ago
We gave you democracy, a legal framework, roads, railways and cricket.

In return you gave us Chicken Madras.
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No, we made the democracy, legal framework, roads and railways to make it easier to rob the world of all it's produce and natural resources.

How else do you move hundreds of trillions worth of precious stones, minerals, agricultural produce to the UK and human beings to concentration camps?
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it was their own fault,all they cared about was cricket !

Choosh

I have worked with temperatures above 40 degrees and can say with empirical evidence that heat is good for health