Good Guy of the Week

The horse that Maf’s mum rode in on

I vote Magnum

No one. Everyone is a cvnt and life if just pain until the sweet release of blessed death.

Or Matt Hancock. Ha ha ha! He’s in the jungle, look! Ha ha ha! I like him now!

Everyone who has maintained that Twitter dying is a good thing, as opposed to all those who have for years bemoaned it as a doomscrolling hellzone that needs to die, but then when it is about to die got all sappy about how important it's been to them and all the friends they've made and bullsheidt bullsheidt bullsheidt.

Kari Lake.

The psycho boot didn’t mean it.

But she was another nail in the coffin of Mr Tango Trump the n@zee.