LSD the answer?

mate of mine dried them out (in the microwave I think) was using them like mixed herbs in anything he ate for weeks!

Mental eating Shrooms right oot the grun.
You let them dry, then put them in a teapot with teabags and lots of sugar - still tastes bad but better than eatin $hite.

Has anybody been in a cartoon whist on them?

No but found myself struggling to swin because of the current.......on a golf course!

in a sock, in a pot, boiled, throw in ribena. toasted...

No cartoon but the world is regularly made of sponge.

Remember a night in my teens a wee guy that hung about with us found a bit of yellow plastic pipe (from roadworks or something) through it up and down for hours shouting have a banana! Dont think we all stopped laughing until the shi t wore off!

We were on a bus one night, laughing away, as you do, when my mate slid down the stairs bashing his hip...He could see through his clothes and skin and saw the broken bone, marrow and all...

Nowt wrong with him but I had to get away from him as he kept going on and on and on about it in grisly detail...Freaking me out man!
Best thing about that night, i pulled a dirty...KAPOW!

Ah couldnae face a fan ny on Acid

Thankfully it wasn't one of those trips that you could see through yer fingers.

Took acid and went out for a stroll in a frost night in Paisley. Ended up walking into the waterfall at the Old Mill and couldn't believe how amazing it sounded. My mate slid doon the ice on the rock towards the river and just managed to stop before he went flyin' into the water. Four of us spent the next 2 hours lying on said rock looking at the stars and talking absolute mince of the highest, funniest order, we came up with many ideas that were, unfortunately, forgotten the next day...