Ooooo, he's asking for it

Benzeguero. (U5416): "Beautiful wives, kid(s), mansions, doing something you enjoy, as many granny prosies your heart can desire, collection of sports cars,
They have everything every guy in the world dreams of"


I can assure you that the dreams of many of us are rather more edifying, and "granny prosies" (sic) would only ever be in our nightmares, not our dreams.
But hey, whatever floats your boat...

just a thought how many languages do you speak Positivity?

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The Captains main language is idiocy. Jibberish comes next.

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He speaks almost fluent English

Benzeguero

You're right about that, Colleen's not bad at all.

It does make me laugh to read the adolescent comments like "only after 8 pints" or "shes not all that".

Reminds me of a lad I worked with several years ago who was the most opinionated when it came to the ladies, always jumping on people when they said celeb x was attractive and dismissing them as a "****ing dog" or something similar. Mysteriously his other half was never around whenever we had a works do, always a reason or excuse, and then finally we met her by accident when she turned up at the office to his surprise. She was less than average bless her and I certainly wasn't laughing at her but his visible squirming was hilarious. He was never as opinionated after that.

Tbf though General, when people say celebrity x isn't that fit, or she's a fckin dog, they say it relative to other celebrities

Colleen is more or less ugly compared to Megan Fox imo, but in reality, if I saw her on the street, I'd be like, wow.

Benzeguero, fair point, it just brought back some funny memories.

If she's all that then why did Rooney, you know with the auld slapper?

Maybe because the auld slapper can remove her teeth

Rooney has a gum fetish

Rio would probably swing for Balo then spend the next 3 months with the physio again with his bad back, he's finished.