Police Statement

comment by Harambe GPT (U22339)
posted 6 minutes ago


Even the burglars know how worthless the Audi cup is
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The “medal” was a miniature car hub cap 🛞

🤣🤣🤣

What did Harry claim he’d lost tho?

comment by Classemiro (U5125)
posted 4 minutes ago
What did Harry claim he’d lost tho?
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His Mrs - Giggs had been round

The burglars were given a fixed penalty by the police. Kane took it.

comment by Luke Hannant (U1734)
posted 9 seconds ago
The burglars were given a fixed penalty by the police. Kane took it.
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I kind of get where you were going with this - but it doesn’t really work does it?

Good effort though

nice

comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Bronze medal khunt 2022 - Buy..Bellingham and another mid 20s Thiago type...lets just call him "frank" (U18109)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by Luke Hannant (U1734)
posted 9 seconds ago
The burglars were given a fixed penalty by the police. Kane took it.
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I kind of get where you were going with this - but it doesn’t really work does it?

Good effort though
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Yes it does. I was just thinking outside of the box. Unlike Kane.

The houses of two other former United players were also burgled, but each lost only a toasted sandwich maker.

"We don't know why were targeted in this way," said Gary and Phil Breville in a joint statement.