Since...

...Sandy went on the bender of life with his numerous alteregos to celebrate the sacking of Poch some four years ago when he was a sprightly 66 years old, we've lost Trippier, Dembele, Eriksen, Verts, Alderweirald, Dele Alli (I mean lets not forget he was good once and a vital member of the team) and failed to adequately replace a single one of them. Heck we've even failed to properly replace Lamela, Diego Llorente, Sissoko, and even Michel Vorm. If that doesn't tell you what an absolute shambles the past four years have been on the footballing side of things nothing else will. But hey we have eight players coming back from loan this summer who'll we will all be told will be just like new signings. Whoopee. The future is bright. The future is ENIC.