Once upon a time, there was a man named Harambe who lived his life as if he were a carrot. Harambe had always been fascinated by the simplicity and purity of the carrot's existence. He admired the way carrots grew straight and true, without the complications of the human mind or the burdens of consciousness.
So Harambe made the decision to live his life like a carrot. He stopped using his real name and instead called himself "Carrot Harambe." He stopped eating anything except for carrots, which he believed were the only food that truly aligned with his identity.
Harambe would spend his days lying in the garden, feeling the sun on his skin and the dirt beneath his body. He would stretch his arms out like carrot leaves, reaching towards the sky in a bid to soak up as much sun as possible. When he wasn't basking in the sun, Harambe would spend his time talking to the other vegetables in the garden. He would listen to their stories and their struggles, offering them advice and encouragement whenever they needed it.
For a while, Harambe was happy living as a carrot. He felt free and unburdened, no longer weighed down by the pressures of human society. However, as time went on, Harambe began to realize that living as a carrot was not without its challenges. He missed the companionship of his human friends and the richness of human experiences. He missed the taste of his favorite foods, and the joy of discovering new things.
In the end, Harambe decided to return to his human identity. He still loved carrots, but he realized that he didn't have to be one to appreciate them. He learned to embrace the complexities of human existence while still enjoying the simple pleasures of life. And although he was no longer a carrot, he always remembered the lessons he learned during his time in the garden.
My life as a carrot 🥕
posted on 6/5/23
What were the struggles of the other vegetables in the garden? What wise counsel did Harambe the Carrot give to them?
posted on 6/5/23
I loved your recollection of how you took your girlfriend up the abattoir one Saturday night and it put her off meat forever
posted on 6/5/23
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 11 minutes ago
What were the struggles of the other vegetables in the garden? What wise counsel did Harambe the Carrot give to them?
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Lack of sunlight: Vegetables need sunlight to grow and produce fruit. If your garden is in a shady area, try to find a way to increase the amount of sunlight that reaches your plants. This could be achieved by pruning nearby trees or moving your garden to a sunnier location.
Poor soil quality: The quality of the soil is essential to growing healthy vegetables. If the soil in your garden is poor, consider adding organic matter such as compost or man*re to improve it. Additionally, you can use fertilizers to provide your plants with the necessary nutrients.
Pests and diseases: Insects and diseases can cause damage to your vegetables, leading to stunted growth or even death. To avoid this, you can use organic methods such as companion planting, crop rotation, and natural predators to control pests and diseases.
Over or under-watering: Watering your vegetables is crucial, but too much or too little water can be detrimental to their growth. Make sure to water your plants consistently and monitor the moisture level of the soil. If you notice that the soil is too dry, increase the frequency of watering, and if it's too wet, reduce the frequency.
Weeds: Weeds can compete with your vegetables for resources, including sunlight, nutrients, and water. Regular weeding is essential to keep your garden healthy and productive.
posted on 6/5/23
Are you Kevin’s brother?
posted on 6/5/23
comment by Igòr; League 1, you’ve being Warne-D 🐏🤍🖤 (U22200)
posted 1 minute ago
Are you Kevin’s brother?
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He’s a fraud
posted on 6/5/23
comment by Harambe GPT (U22339)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Igòr; League 1, you’ve being Warne-D 🐏🤍🖤 (U22200)
posted 1 minute ago
Are you Kevin’s brother?
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He’s a fraud
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Or a Swede
posted on 6/5/23
https://youtu.be/tKwZB_AsSXc
posted on 6/5/23
comment by Harambe GPT (U22339)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Igòr; League 1, you’ve being Warne-D 🐏🤍🖤 (U22200)
posted 1 minute ago
Are you Kevin’s brother?
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He’s a fraud
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You're just jealous because he gets Aldi attention
posted on 6/5/23
Every little helps.
posted on 6/5/23
This isn’t the pun thread