Protest

Plus Martini haven't had a good ad campaign since Joan Collins and Leonard Rossiter.

Laughing at the picture, not the situation at Southend, but obviously not that well-planned especially considering its intended purpose. It is not as if it would have taken much proof-reading but Tracy was probably in a hurry to get her nails done. But hey, Essex!

I take it that the OP is so ugly he can’t even get laid by Essex women.

The owner has been shaken, but will he be stirred into action?

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
Plus Martini haven't had a good ad campaign since Joan Collins and Leonard Rossiter.
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Getting laid by an Essex woman must be like getting laid by a blow-up doll. I haven't tried either but I expect the level of intelligent conversation would be the same.

comment by goadocwatson (U1016)
posted 2 minutes ago
Getting laid by an Essex woman must be like getting laid by a blow-up doll. I haven't tried either but I expect the level of intelligent conversation would be the same.
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Said the manc ffs

I haven't tried either but I expect the level of intelligent conversation would be the same.

…….

Probably way above your level if your posts are anything to go by.

comment by Boy F7-0m The South (U3979)
posted 2 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by goadocwatson (U1016)
posted 2 minutes ago
Getting laid by an Essex woman must be like getting laid by a blow-up doll. I haven't tried either but I expect the level of intelligent conversation would be the same.
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Said the manc ffs
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I very much doubt he's a Manc.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 hours, 25 minutes ago
comment by Boy F7-0m The South (U3979)
posted 2 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by goadocwatson (U1016)
posted 2 minutes ago
Getting laid by an Essex woman must be like getting laid by a blow-up doll. I haven't tried either but I expect the level of intelligent conversation would be the same.
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Said the manc ffs
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I very much doubt he's a Manc.
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I concur