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BREAKING - United sign Onana!

Manchester United have agreed a 55m euro (£47.2m) deal for Inter Milan goalkeeper Andre Onana.

The Old Trafford club will pay £43.8m for the Cameroon player, with an additional £3.4m in add-ons.

United hope the 27-year-old will be able to join them on their upcoming tour of the United States but they have to arrange a visa for the player.

Manager Erik ten Hag moved for the keeper at the end of the season after previously working with him at Ajax.

He feels Onana can be a significant addition to United's squad, and his decision prompted David de Gea to turn down a new contract offer at the club.

Onana spent seven and a half years at Ajax before moving to Inter in July 2022.

He kept eight clean sheets in 24 Serie A games as Inter finished third and also kept eight clean sheets in 13 matches in the Champions League last season - the most of any goalkeeper in the competition.

He played against Manchester City in the Champions League final in June as Inter lost 1-0.

posted on 18/7/23

comment by LustyMonc (U22632)
posted 55 minutes ago
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by LustyMonc (U22632)
posted 4 minutes ago
He won't go to the AFCON cups so that's quite a relief. Welcome Jean Emile Junior Onana Onana to Utd. Why does he have two Onana in his name?
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What's his name?
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Yeah, you know word of mouth
The square root of 69 is 8 somethin', right?
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Only thing we have on is the radio
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Say you gotta leave, but I know you wanna stay
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The things that we could do in twenty minutes, girl
Say my name, say my name, wear it out
It's gettin' hot, crack a window, air it out
I can get you through a mighty long day
Soon as you go the text that I write is gon' say

[Rihanna]
Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
What's my name? What's my name?

Not everybody
Knows how to work my body
Knows how to make me want it
But, boy, you stay up on it
You got that somethin'
That keeps me so off balance
Baby, you're a challenge
Let's explore your talent

Hey, boy, I really wanna see if you
Can go downtown with a girl like me
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'Cause ya just my type, ooh na na na na
I need a boy to take it over
Lookin' for a guy to put in work, huh
(Ooh, oh, oh)
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Hey, boy, I really wanna see if you
Can go downtown with a girl like me
Hey, boy, I really wanna be with ya
'Cause ya just my type, ooh na na na na
I need a boy to take it over
Lookin' for a guy to put in work, huh
(Ooh, oh, oh)
(Ooh, oh, oh)

Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
What's my name? What's my name?

Baby, you got me
And ain't nowhere that I'd be
Than with your arms around me
Back and forth, you rock me, yeah
So I surrender
To every word you whisper
Every door you enter
I will let you in

Hey, boy, I really wanna see if you
Can go downtown with a girl like me
Hey, boy, I really wanna be with ya
'Cause ya just my type, ooh na na na na
I need a boy to take it over
Lookin' for a guy to put in work, huh
(Ooh, oh, oh)
(Ooh, oh, oh)

You're so amazing
You took the time to figure me out
That's why you take me
Way past the point of turnin' me on
You 'bout to break me
I swear you got me losin' my mind

Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
Oh na na, what's my name?
What's my name? What's my name?

Hey, boy, I really wanna see if you
Can go downtown with a girl like me
Hey, boy, I really wanna be with ya
'Cause ya just my type, ooh na na na na
I need a boy to take it over
Lookin' for a guy to put in work, huh
(Ooh, oh, oh)
(Ooh, oh, oh)

Hey, boy, I really wanna see if you
Can go downtown with a girl like me
Hey, boy, I really wanna be with ya
'Cause ya just my type, ooh na na na na
I need a boy to take it over
Lookin' for a guy to put in work, huh
(Ooh, oh, oh)
(Ooh, oh, oh)
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You gotta be facking kidding me.

posted on 18/7/23

Just woke up from a nap, and found this.
Speechless, what are you all going to sing?

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 18/7/23

Might have to get a new persona if this Onanonense continues.

posted on 18/7/23

Just doesn’t sound like a United player.

comment by Busby (U19985)

posted on 18/7/23

Worst kept secret in football, as with most of our signings

posted on 18/7/23

comment by Mo Salahhhhh 7-0 Egyptian King 👑 (U8829)
posted 6 hours, 20 minutes ago
Glazer’s still out though right?
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Obviously. Their spending isn’t why United fans want them gone.

posted on 18/7/23

comment by Mo Salahhhhh 7-0 Egyptian King 👑 (U8829)
posted 6 hours, 31 minutes ago
Glazer’s still out though right?
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No I would deffo keep them. Any club should think themselves lucky that a small portion of revenue the club generates gets spent on transfers.

I don’t care that they don’t spend a penny on anything else like the ground or facilities, or hiring decent staff to run the football side, I’d rather it go in their families pockets every year that’s how grateful I am, they deserve it.

posted on 18/7/23

Great news, though rashford signing a contract is much more important imo

posted on 18/7/23

comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 22 seconds ago
Great news, though rashford signing a contract is much more important imo
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A current player extending ETH wit contract more important than a new first team keeper coming in when our other option is Tom Heaton?!

posted on 18/7/23

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 37 seconds ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 22 seconds ago
Great news, though rashford signing a contract is much more important imo
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A current player extending ETH wit contract more important than a new first team keeper coming in when our other option is Tom Heaton?!
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Fair point. I haven’t been overly impressed by this keeper when I’ve seen him, whereas rashford on form is very important to the side. Hopefully onana turns that opinion right round.

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