Pigeon Plop Game 3

Are you sure it's pigeon poop?
Have you ever tried to run down a crow?
They are super intelligent and could hold a grudge.

Tasted it when it was still wet. Definitely pigeon

And you sit in the sh t every week….

comment by Jonty (U4614)
posted 14 minutes ago
And you sit in the sh t every week….
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Some say he has to watch it as well.

Should call the pigeon Jurgen Plopp

comment by HaveFaithInLeeds (U8688)
posted 3 hours, 7 minutes ago
Have you considered the possibility that the club do clean it up after each game. But you have somehow managed to upset a vengeful pigeon who keeps targeting your seat before each game?
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Maybe he sits under a favoured roosting spot and it gets cleaned every week only to recur?

Poo needs its own Instagram account.
By the end of the season it will be major news.

What a load of cr@p.

comment by Kebablegs (U17699)
posted 4 hours, 13 minutes ago
I can’t see the issue the pigeon has with me. I’m the guy who deviates his path to allow pigeons to continue eating their food or slows down his vehicle to give them more time to get to safety. I’m the last person on earth this pigeon should be upset with so it’s not a repeat taking the pizz situation.
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Good to hear someone else does this 👍

comment by White as Snow (U22893)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Kebablegs (U17699)
posted 4 hours, 13 minutes ago
I can’t see the issue the pigeon has with me. I’m the guy who deviates his path to allow pigeons to continue eating their food or slows down his vehicle to give them more time to get to safety. I’m the last person on earth this pigeon should be upset with so it’s not a repeat taking the pizz situation.
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Good to hear someone else does this 👍
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Y wud anybody not?