🎼 “Rubiales’ mother … ”

Great tune by Dr Hook and the Medicine Show … re-realised as:

🎼 “Rubiales’ mother says, Luis is innocent,
Although he gave Jenni the bone,
Rubiales’ mother says, Luis is tryin'
To shaag the whole team on his own,
Rubiales’ mother says, I’m now on hunger strike,
I’m locked up in church all alone,

And FIFA says just 40 mill more,
For the next 3 podcasts …

Plee-eeease, Mrs Rubiales, I gotta talk to him,
He sounds such a shiite and a nonse,
Plse-eeease, Mrs Rubiales, I just wanna call him a cuuunt.