"The Premier League Matchday Four Highlights for Transfer Weirdos"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/sep/05/david-squires-on-the-latest-premier-league-highlights-for-transfer-weirdos
Something for all the fans of the big clubs in there, but perhaps most importantly, which is your favourite Pokémon footballer?
Jordan Henderson's frayed rainbow cape is a marvellous touch, Bobby F is bound to have a few fans, Evan 'Fergie' Ferguson is a quite unsettling, but for me there's just something irresistibly lovable about 'James' Milner.
OH, and the Chelsea bus subsidy is class too.
Love Squires.
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comment by N2 (U22280)
posted on 6/9/23
The surf club is from Home and away.
comment by The~Gent (U4080)
posted on 6/9/23
The Salah-mon is the most life-like Pokémon. Captured him perfectly.
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted on 6/9/23
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
The surf club is from Home and away.
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Living in Spain, I still don't get it. I take it that is some kind of TV?film reference?
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted on 6/9/23
Not many Squires fans, it seems.
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted on 6/9/23
comment by it'sonlyagame - Today I feel like Jordan X Henderson (U6426)
posted 2 hours, 55 minutes ago
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
The surf club is from Home and away.
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Living in Spain, I still don't get it. I take it that is some kind of TV?film reference?
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Are you not British?
It's an Aussie soap opera. The surf club in it is a kiosk that has a burger shaped phone.
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted on 6/9/23
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Today I feel like Jordan X Henderson (U6426)
posted 2 hours, 55 minutes ago
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
The surf club is from Home and away.
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Living in Spain, I still don't get it. I take it that is some kind of TV?film reference?
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Are you not British?
It's an Aussie soap opera. The surf club in it is a kiosk that has a burger shaped phone.
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Cheers, I would never have got that reference. I'm UK-born to Spanish parents, and haven't lived there since 1980.
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted on 6/9/23
I do like Squires, the Hendo rainbow Pokémon is brilliant, but sometimes his in jokes I struggle with as I only follow him like once a month
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted on 6/9/23
comment by it'sonlyagame - Today I feel like Jordan X Henderson (U6426)
posted 2 hours, 29 minutes ago
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Today I feel like Jordan X Henderson (U6426)
posted 2 hours, 55 minutes ago
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
The surf club is from Home and away.
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Living in Spain, I still don't get it. I take it that is some kind of TV?film reference?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Are you not British?
It's an Aussie soap opera. The surf club in it is a kiosk that has a burger shaped phone.
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Cheers, I would never have got that reference. I'm UK-born to Spanish parents, and haven't lived there since 1980.
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comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted on 6/9/23
Sorry, stumbled in there.
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted on 6/9/23
But I was gonna say, I’m nearly the opposite to ioag, I was born to British parents and have lived there since 1982.
And to mozzarella top this, I did watch Home and Away, quite religiously, as an early teen.
Still don’t know what you’re on about with the burger phone sh**
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