Putin dead

comment by Gilbert Napthine (U15867)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 21 minutes ago
I've got hot oil simmering on the stove in case someone's foolhardy enough to try and Trick or Treat me.
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I find a bowl full of chocolate laxatives for the kids is usually enough.
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bit early for yule logs

comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 27 seconds ago
comment by Gilbert Napthine (U15867)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 21 minutes ago
I've got hot oil simmering on the stove in case someone's foolhardy enough to try and Trick or Treat me.
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I find a bowl full of chocolate laxatives for the kids is usually enough.
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bit early for yule logs
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Not in Manchester, the Christmas Markets opened last week.

They should be rolling out the Easter Bunny on Friday.

comment by Robb - Under Neon Loneliness (U22716)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
comment by Vengeance of Kungfu Bao Bun (U23079)
posted 36 seconds ago
Source?
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The word on the street is he suffered a cardiac arrest and is now pushing up daisies
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Oh dear 🙄

Don’t they have about four Putins ?

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 16 minutes ago
Don’t they have about four Putins ?
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You only get out what you Putin

comment by FootyMcfootfoot (U21853)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 16 minutes ago
Don’t they have about four Putins ?
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You only get out what you Putin
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I’m Vladimir otherwise I’d have missed all this

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
Don’t they have about four Putins ?
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So, how do you get an extra Putin? Feeding Putin 1 past midnight?

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 12 hours, 7 minutes ago
Going to a Halloween Party?

You're dead to me.
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who over the age of eight does this...?

and as for this fackin plastic miriad of fackin shat spider webs & skeletons & fack knows what from any cheap shop going outside your fackin front door

Caants....!

When i'm elected Emporor this is one day that's getting fackin banned...

Then Bonfire night




Then Christmas



Then Easter




i'll retain the holidays obviously