Pun and others like him

I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......

comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 7 hours, 44 minutes ago
My bio on my tinder is:

"I used to be a male trapped inside a female's body, then I was born"

Met someone for a drink and they said "I almost didn't match cos I wasn't sure about dating a trans person"

I'd say about 40% of people don't get the joke. But it's my own original joke and I am sticking with it!
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Probably a pretty good way of weeding out the kind of people you would only be wasting time on by matching with anyway

I told the audiologist I'm having problems with my hearing.

"Could you describe the symptoms"?

"Yea, they're all yellow and the main characters are Homer, Marge and Bart"

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......

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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......

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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
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<sparky>

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......

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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
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<sparky>
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Exactly Pun, or sarky, which is even less typing

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 4 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......

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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
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<sparky>
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Exactly Pun, or sarky, which is even less typing
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We did have a Sparky emoji, but nobody ever Hughesed it

comment by Jalisco Red - Losing My Reguilón (U4195)
posted 9 hours, 54 minutes ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 4 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......

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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
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<sparky>
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Exactly Pun, or sarky, which is even less typing
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We did have a Sparky emoji, but nobody ever Hughesed it
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Ooh, intellectual jokes, well this is the place for them.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 day ago
Actually can't recall your size
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That isn't a good sign if you couldn't feel it.