When I was forty

A sad|st, a masochist, a pyromaniac, a kleptomaniac and a zoophile walk into a bar.

The kleptomaniac says "let's go steal a cat!"

The zoophile says "let's go steal a cat and fk it!"

The sad|st says "let's go steal a cat, fk it and torture it!"

The pyromaniac says "let's go steal a cat, fk it, torture it and set it on fire!"

The masochist then says "meow".

"They had us in the first half, ain't gonna lie"

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 4 minutes ago
By the way, 52, how's the old war wound coming along? Any chance of being passed fit for Le Tour next year?
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Very well thanks. In fact apart from when I have to go up a lot of stairs it's well nigh perfect. So yes I'll be toasting the tour as it rides by!

comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted 41 minutes ago
Twist to the plot: She's a he, and is known as Steve, not Eve.


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I told you that in confidence.

Good to hear Looking forward to some videos of Caen in winter. Do you ever get snow there? Place must look lovely if so.

A friend of mine told me he was lying in bed with his girlfriend when she asked:"Are you a paedophile?"
He said:"I just looked at her in surprise and said That's a big word for a 12 year old.
Honest it was a "friend".

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 48 minutes ago
comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted 41 minutes ago
Twist to the plot: She's a he, and is known as Steve, not Eve.


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I told you that in confidence.
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Don’t worry I only keep it quiet on weekends 😊

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted 41 minutes ago
Twist to the plot: She's a he, and is known as Steve, not Eve.


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I told you that in confidence.
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So we can be confident that it's correct then...