Iceland eruptions

That's fair

rather concerning tbf, natural disasters all over the globe currently... one day, within the next million years or so, the earth will wipe us all out.

so cheer up lads

If the Earth does wipe us all out it will be a case of self-defence.

Dear Earth, if you do decide to wipe us out, please :
1) Do it on a Sunday as it will save me from having to do my usual Monday laundry and room cleaning.
2) Give us a couple of days' notice. Then we can spend-up on Friday and Saturday in the pub, because:
a) It would be a shame to be exterminated when you still have money in the bank.
b) We could get so p1ssed that we don't even notice being exterminated.
3) Let the Aardvarks rule the world because Aardvarks never did anybody any harm.
I realise you have a lot on your tectonic plates at the moment so thank you for listening.
Yours fatally.
Doc

very good

comment by The Spanish Italians - its not coming home (U21595)
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very good
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