ADVICE....

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 8 hours, 12 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 44 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
I’d go forward in time, to just before sheriff and raptor bump in to each other in a crowded bar. Raptor spills his pint on sheriff , then offers to buy him a round, they hug have a few pints and become best friends, bonding over a shared love of lawn bowls and Portsmouth, at which point realty fractures and the universe unravels to reveal we are all but a simulation in hafi’s computer.

I think i would try and stop that. Oh and also actually make sure hafi watches a real man Utd game and not his PlayStation in demo mode like normal.
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Having just put Pun to bed and burped him with gripe water Baz, I would like to endorse you on this harmonious post for all parties
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Wait what
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Put your phone down or no coco pops in the morning
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What kind of a parent gives their kids chocolate cereal and exposes them to be influenced on the Internet you wokey stunning and brave liberal pro-vax snowflake KANT
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Ok I knew it the Haribo has to go and it’s final
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You said that about the dog and now we have two
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We have to keep the bailiffs away son your mother has broke us playing online bingo
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comment by ®åρtor ✡ (U1071)
posted 10 hours, 9 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face (U19119)
posted 44 minutes ago
I’d go forward in time, to just before sheriff and raptor bump in to each other in a crowded bar. Raptor spills his pint on sheriff , then offers to buy him a round, they hug have a few pints and become best friends, bonding over a shared love of lawn bowls and Portsmouth, at which point realty fractures and the universe unravels to reveal we are all but a simulation in hafi’s computer.

I think i would try and stop that. Oh and also actually make sure hafi watches a real man Utd game and not his PlayStation in demo mode like normal.
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I’d have a pint with Sheriff. I get the impression he’s incredibly boring though. Fack me by all accounts he lives in Weston super mare (I’ve been I almost died)
I live in Lisbon (not in a shop door front) I’d take him to experience some culture have some nice Portuguese food and ask why Spurs upset him so much
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Sheriff, balls in your court, raptor is inviting you to portugal for a pint. Don’t want to see anymore complaints or abuse from you now if you turn down that gracious offer.

I think a few of us should be invited along too as arbitratiors

comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 15 hours, 42 minutes ago
comment by HB Maybe Beale wasn't the mastermind (U21935)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
"Don't get interested in football"

Stupid sport that takes over half your life and what do you get in return other than the odd fleeting pleasure of a win before the next game comes around and causes untold stress for 90 minutes?
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Yep, nothing like 11 men I've never met ruining my weekend.
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Wife out partying again?
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That was THE IMPLICATION
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Could have been a glory hole?

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 15 hours, 42 minutes ago
comment by HB Maybe Beale wasn't the mastermind (U21935)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
"Don't get interested in football"

Stupid sport that takes over half your life and what do you get in return other than the odd fleeting pleasure of a win before the next game comes around and causes untold stress for 90 minutes?
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Yep, nothing like 11 men I've never met ruining my weekend.
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Wife out partying again?
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That was THE IMPLICATION
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Could have been a glory hole?
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for her or chris H?

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 52 minutes ago
I think a few of us should be invited along too as arbitratiors
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I assume his Laura Ashley wife is also invited

comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face (U19119)
posted 37 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 15 hours, 42 minutes ago
comment by HB Maybe Beale wasn't the mastermind (U21935)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
"Don't get interested in football"

Stupid sport that takes over half your life and what do you get in return other than the odd fleeting pleasure of a win before the next game comes around and causes untold stress for 90 minutes?
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Yep, nothing like 11 men I've never met ruining my weekend.
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Wife out partying again?
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That was THE IMPLICATION
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Could have been a glory hole?
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for her or chris H?
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I deliberately kept it ambiguous because I know how many on here would enjoy that!

comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face (U19119)
posted 4 hours, 12 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 8 hours, 12 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 44 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
I’d go forward in time, to just before sheriff and raptor bump in to each other in a crowded bar. Raptor spills his pint on sheriff , then offers to buy him a round, they hug have a few pints and become best friends, bonding over a shared love of lawn bowls and Portsmouth, at which point realty fractures and the universe unravels to reveal we are all but a simulation in hafi’s computer.

I think i would try and stop that. Oh and also actually make sure hafi watches a real man Utd game and not his PlayStation in demo mode like normal.
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Having just put Pun to bed and burped him with gripe water Baz, I would like to endorse you on this harmonious post for all parties
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Wait what
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Put your phone down or no coco pops in the morning
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What kind of a parent gives their kids chocolate cereal and exposes them to be influenced on the Internet you wokey stunning and brave liberal pro-vax snowflake KANT
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Ok I knew it the Haribo has to go and it’s final
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You said that about the dog and now we have two
----------------------------------------------------------------------
We have to keep the bailiffs away son your mother has broke us playing online bingo
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I'm not calling that tart 'mum' shes younger than me ffs

I once made a cup of instant coffee in a microwave and suddenly it was yesterday.

Yesterday I cooked a Groundhog in a microwave. It tasted OK but now it keeps repeating on me.