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Valentines Day

by #4zA (U22472)

Happy Valentines day tutti

i got Mrs F a hart-shaped box of chocolates n a card ware I rote innit how much I love her

I hope she gets me a hart-shape box of chocolates n a card in witch she rite how much she love me.

Whut did u get 4 ur Valentine this Valentines Day n whut did ur Valentine get 4u this Valentines Day?

posted on 14/2/24

Booked a table for tonight. Just gotta get another cue and some chalk!

posted on 14/2/24

Valentines was invented for gullible people to get them to spend their last money in the hope they get laid

posted on 14/2/24

Stupid if they do that

Clever ones will just get a brass

posted on 14/2/24

comment by Forzus Maximus Dickwaddus (U22472)

it acthchully begin in Roman times
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Nah it began with the St Valentine's Day Massacre, RIP

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted on 14/2/24

Mrs F loved her card btw

She look so happy witch is worth the universe too me

posted on 14/2/24

Me and the missus don't do shat on Valentines, not even a card. Load of crap.

posted on 14/2/24

comment by Forzus Maximus Dickwaddus (U22472)
posted 31 minutes ago
Mrs F loved her card btw

She look so happy witch is worth the universe too me
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Is she still opening them all now?

posted on 14/2/24

comment by Forzus Maximus Dickwaddus (U22472)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Mrs F loved her card btw

She look so happy witch is worth the universe too me
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Not as happy as the boss of card factory

posted on 14/2/24

comment by Forzus Maximus Dickwaddus (U22472)
posted 2 hours ago
Mrs F loved her card btw

She look so happy witch is worth the universe too me
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I'll send her another next year

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted on 14/2/24

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Forzus Maximus Dickwaddus (U22472)
posted 2 hours ago
Mrs F loved her card btw

She look so happy witch is worth the universe too me
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I'll send her another next year
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Thx man

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