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United set to sign Mbappe

by vidicthelegend VIVA LA REVOLUTION (U8735)

My sources have told me that we are about to sign Mbappe. Deal is done and will be announced shortly.

If it doesn’t happen, then my sources are only wrong by one minor detail; being that we don’t actually sign him.

posted on 12/6/24

That is some concrete sauce right there

posted on 12/6/24

comment by Alan Gilzean (U1734)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 21 seconds ago
This morning I woke up with Dani & Kylie Minogue on either side of me, oh wait , sorry, this morning I woke up and had a w@nk in a two week old sock
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A two week old sock is actually very new. I still have socks from 20 years ago. Donnay from Sports Direct.
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I bet they look well with your 3/4 trackies

posted on 12/6/24

What number will he wear?

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 12/6/24

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 minute ago
What number will he wear?
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posted on 12/6/24

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 minute ago
What number will he wear?
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With an asterisk?

posted on 12/6/24

the only tiny detail that was wrong was the team he joined.... tiny

posted on 12/6/24

Nae bother Martha......

posted on 12/6/24

comment by Alan Gilzean (U1734)
posted 48 minutes ago
comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 21 seconds ago
This morning I woke up with Dani & Kylie Minogue on either side of me, oh wait , sorry, this morning I woke up and had a w@nk in a two week old sock
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A two week old sock is actually very new. I still have socks from 20 years ago. Donnay from Sports Direct.
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I still have a pair of Dunlop green flash and matching duffel bag

posted on 12/6/24

Are you 10000% sure though?

posted on 12/6/24

10000% is around the level of certainty needed for whodumbtit to offer one his famous name change bets.

The end of a 🔔

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