Jordan Cox is a new name in the England Test squad to face Sri Lanka.
Ben Stokes (Durham) Captain
Gus Atkinson (Surrey)
Shoaib Bashir (Somerset)
Harry Brook (Yorkshire)
Jordan Cox (Essex)
Ben Duckett (Nottinghamshire)
Dan Lawrence (Surrey)
Ollie Pope (Surrey)
Matthew Potts (Durham)
Joe Root (Yorkshire)
Jamie Smith (Surrey)
Olly Stone (Nottinghamshire)
Chris Woakes (Warwickshire)
Mark Wood (Durham).
https://www.ecb.co.uk/news/4075462
1st Test: England v Sri Lanka, 21-25 August 2024, Emirates Old Trafford, Manchester
2nd Test: England v Sri Lanka, 29 August-2 September 2024, Lord’s Cricket Ground, London
3rd Test: England v Sri Lanka, 6-10 September 2024, Kia Oval, London.
England v Sri Lanka Tests
posted on 9/9/24
Well played Sri Lanka, why is Mcullum smiling? We batted terribly in the second innings, Duckett, Lawrence, hang your heads.... Disgrace
posted on 9/9/24
That’s a hell of a battering.
posted on 9/9/24
Well played SL. On the flip side, very poor end to a pretty good summer for England.
posted on 9/9/24
Cilla Black
posted on 9/9/24
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posted on 9/9/24
ooops wrong forum should be puns
posted on 9/9/24
posted on 9/9/24
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 43 minutes ago
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.
As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya go?"
"I won First Place!," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering" says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won first place too." answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a third sign: "Contest - Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio quickly enters the contest. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Donald Trump ?" asked Pinocchio.
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can I have my minute back please
posted on 9/9/24
comment by Pinefresh (U22978)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 43 minutes ago
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.
As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya go?"
"I won First Place!," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering" says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won first place too." answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a third sign: "Contest - Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio quickly enters the contest. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Donald Trump ?" asked Pinocchio.
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can I have my minute back please
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read it 4 times and still didn't get it.
posted on 11/9/24
Australia white ball series thread
https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/463772