So basically…

Ask her what's wrong. Chances are she doesn't know it herself, but if she says 'Nothing,' then at least you'll know you're in big trouble.

I gave my wife a pair of odour eaters and she was quite offended,

"Are you saying my feet smell?" She asked.

"Not at all, " I replied, "they're for your knickers."

Oxtail how is the lovely Mrs Hand doing?

comment by Brother (U20548)
posted 2 minutes ago
Oxtail how is the lovely Mrs Hand doing?
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Aye how is Palmela and her 5 sisters?

I presumed the puncture repair kit is on stand by Ox

Is your Mrs one of those shop window mannequins made from polystyrene that you've drilled some holes in?

Did she vote Liebour and now realizes what an absolute horseshiete decision that was

comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 5 hours, 33 minutes ago
Maybe she read your ja606 article history and realised what a facking weirdo she married?
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Err...shes a woman mate, nuff said🤷‍♂️

comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 13 minutes ago
Err...shes a woman mate, nuff said🤷‍♂️
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Ladies and gentlemen, the end!