There is a team called

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comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
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Cape Coast Mysterious Ebusua Dwarfs is arguably the greatest of all though.
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Their 7-a-side team is unstoppable.

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Upon review of their names, they are not very positive names for characters. Apart from Happy and whatever Doc means, they are all based on something wrong with them. Contrary to your claim, it seems that they would not make a great 7 a side team

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comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
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Soccer Intellectuals, True Democracy, RainMasters, Na God, Seckondi Eleven Wise, Vision FC (formerly Eleven Strangers), Prison Leopards, Uncle T United, Hohoe United, Chicken Inn

...but yeah, none quite like the Mysterious Dwarves, who also happen to have some of the coolest football shirts going...
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I would like to purchase one of said shirts.
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They only stock them in small sizes
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https://icarusfc.com/products/cape-coast-mysterious-dwarfs

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That is a facking badass shirt

Angolan club Deportivo Lib*lo ... Those who know , know

I remember a team from Bolivia, I think, called The Strongest.

Im sure back in the 70s there was a team in Europe who played in the UEFA Cup called Gaybar Loiterers

It's an obvious one but Young Boys has always made me laugh and especially as they play in the VVankdorf stadium

comment by RB&W - He kicked lumps out of them (U21434)
posted 57 minutes ago
Im sure back in the 70s there was a team in Europe who played in the UEFA Cup called Gaybar Loiterers
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this has got to be a joke

comment by comic book guy (U17816)
posted 37 minutes ago
comment by RB&W - He kicked lumps out of them (U21434)
posted 57 minutes ago
Im sure back in the 70s there was a team in Europe who played in the UEFA Cup called Gaybar Loiterers
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this has got to be a joke
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Now called Arsenal

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comment by RB&W - He kicked lumps out of them (U21434)
posted 57 minutes ago
Im sure back in the 70s there was a team in Europe who played in the UEFA Cup called Gaybar Loiterers
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this has got to be a joke
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I think Gaybar could be mispelt as it was probably the name on the town they came from. Eastern european I think. Nobody had gay bars in them days

Not team-name related, but as a random bit of club trivia, one of the founders of Danish club Brøndby served for some time as the club mascot and later died of syphilis.