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Agent Ten Hag..mission accomplished!

Genius, your mission was to destroy M Utds team.

Mission accomplished and you now recieve the £15M remuneration as agreed.

Some points we are extremely pleased with:

1...A waste of £700M thereby weakening M Utds financial position;
2...A failure to qualify for the CL, again weakening Utds financial position and crucially hurting "brand" Utd;
3...The release and destruction of players who epitomised M Utds DNA...S Mc leaving and M Rashford, one of their own...top work on this!
4..The signings of Zirkee, Casimero etc....outstanding work in bringing sub standard players/players past their peak who offer mediocrity.
5..Utds home record...utterly destroyed, we didnt believe this could be done so comprehensively, but well done you exceeded our expectations.

All in all we believe the £15M is excellent value for money, if needed we will be in touch again should Spurs need a new manager.

Hope all goes well, and best of luck.

M City

comment by Neo (U9135)

posted on 28/10/24

nice GB

posted on 28/10/24

Well done GB - the spurs line is excellent

posted on 28/10/24

comment by That's Mister Aquaman- Been a while... (U8498)
posted 44 minutes ago
Well done GB - the spurs line is excellent
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Number 5 is my favourite.

posted on 28/10/24

GB, Hag's biggest achievement surely is the fact he split utd fans right down the middle....
Eh Eh Eh

posted on 28/10/24

comment by That's Mister Aquaman- Been a while... (U8498)
posted 47 minutes ago
Well done GB - the spurs line is excellent
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We all know GB is a closet Spurs fan....

comment by bomdia (U13941)

posted on 28/10/24

Bit disappointed they didn't keep him, a good old relegation scrap would have been good but hey ho. Safegate probably a shoe in.

posted on 28/10/24

You've won 1 league title in 34 years. You can't mock anyone you dumb weirdo.

You've gone from one Manchester club pulling your pants down to another one.

Klopp won 1 league title in 8 attempts. Even Claudio Ranieri did it in less. 😂

posted on 29/10/24

comment by Tyranny of the majority (SE85) (U21241)
posted 10 hours, 11 minutes ago
You've won 1 league title in 34 years. You can't mock anyone you dumb weirdo.

You've gone from one Manchester club pulling your pants down to another one.

Klopp won 1 league title in 8 attempts. Even Claudio Ranieri did it in less. 😂
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I find it funny that United are throwing out the 1 title in 34 years. It’s 10 years for you lot now and you’re nowhere near being contenders again. Could very easily become 20 years and more.

posted on 29/10/24

"should Spurs need a new manager"

Daniel Levi...please don't listen to any of this....you have the right man in - DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THAT UTD HAVE HERE.....

posted on 30/10/24

United

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