Catchy Pun For Football Related Article

Introductory comment based on inflammatory pun based article title.

Following paragraph infused with biased and egocentric opinion on topical subject matter relative to football club/football team/or football manager.

Paragraph to support opinion based on specific tailored facts, which are irrefutable in the author's eyes, and will be subject to defence with further tailored facts should they be questioned.

Summary and prejudiced conclusion with inconvertible and unquestionable authority on particular topic/subject.

Open invitation to question authority on said topic so author can boost ego on public forum???