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So basically…

by Oxtail (U18859)

…all that glitters is not gold!

Hear me out…

I walked up to this stunning lady wearing a lot of gold jewelry and asked her: “Is your name Gold by any chance"? And she said: “No!" And walked off!

Then it hit me the saying: “All that glitters is not gold."

Lesson learned.

posted 2 days, 11 hours ago

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

posted 2 days, 11 hours ago

comment by BraveheartTyke (U6173)
posted 3 minutes ago
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
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Burns like a motherfacker though

posted 2 days, 10 hours ago

Putting the punchline before the joke ffs

posted 2 days, 9 hours ago

WALOC

posted 2 days, 7 hours ago

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 4 hours, 27 minutes ago
It's actually all that 'glisters' is not gold - but don't let semantics worry you
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Seeing as 'glitters' has been used for the past 3-400 years in this saying, I think we're probably at a point where it's relatively acceptable now.

posted 1 day, 21 hours ago

comment by PhilspursFGR (U3278)
posted 10 hours, 14 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 4 hours, 27 minutes ago
It's actually all that 'glisters' is not gold - but don't let semantics worry you
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Seeing as 'glitters' has been used for the past 3-400 years in this saying, I think we're probably at a point where it's relatively acceptable now.
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Dumbing down...since like forever... glisters is from Shakespeare...possibly the merchant of venice

posted 1 day, 18 hours ago

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 hours, 31 minutes ago
comment by PhilspursFGR (U3278)
posted 10 hours, 14 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 4 hours, 27 minutes ago
It's actually all that 'glisters' is not gold - but don't let semantics worry you
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Seeing as 'glitters' has been used for the past 3-400 years in this saying, I think we're probably at a point where it's relatively acceptable now.
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Dumbing down...since like forever... glisters is from Shakespeare...possibly the merchant of venice
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Hows your Laura Ashley wife?

posted 1 day, 16 hours ago

It is “all that glittets is not gold”
Frumb Merchant of Venice

posted 1 day, 7 hours ago

It's all that gletters is not silver. Pretty ridiculous you don't know this.

posted 1 day, 6 hours ago

comment by Bluey is a Crackhead (U22472)
posted 9 hours, 22 minutes ago
It is “all that glittets is not gold”
Frumb Merchant of Venice
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I thought it was all that is pasta is not macaroni.

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