MODS Where did my 'good start' article go ?

Yeah, you learnt me good'n'proper there

As a 42yo man, I do love it when people, possibly young enough to be my kid, refer to me as "lad", keeps me feeling young.

PJS, the danger now is that Metro(_1) will now be thinking he's not that much of a WUM, and will carry on with his naughty ways, leading to a second and probably permanent ban.

Oh, hang on, is that your intentions, lure him into your confidence, give him a false sense of security, then BOOM he's out of here. Man, that is, that's genius, I doff my hat to your Sir.

42? So why are you moaning about the guy being a wum?

Why can't I moan about a guy being a WUM because I'm 42?

I'm going to guess that you're younger than me, and assign certain personality traits to specific ages "Oh you're Xyrs old, you should/shouldn't say that!" type thing?

Surely the question is why would any man past puberty want to habitually come on to a faceless nameless forum just to try and get up other peoples noses, saying things they would never have to courage to say to their face?

Surely the question is why would any man past puberty want to habitually come on to a faceless nameless forum just to try and get up other peoples noses, saying things they would never have to courage to say to their face?

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What you have done is ask yourself a question. As for the WUM comment from me, well its all harmless fun. Something you have been found doing on another thread, so if you dish it out you have to learn to accept it back. At 42 I thought you would have lernt that lesson by now

Definitely the most pathetic thread I've read on this site. Apart from the phone bit obviously. That was engrossing

What phone do you have on your desk phil?

I'm an electrician mate, so I don't have such privileges. Sometimes I arrange the dashboard of my van so that I can feel like I'm in a real office. I've also been known to put someone on hold in a face-to-face conversation. I simply say "Hang on one moment", then simply sing at them while I prat around on my iPhone.

This is a pretty genuine 'office experience' isn't it?

I've also been known to put someone on hold in a face-to-face conversation. I simply say "Hang on one moment", then simply sing at them while I prat around on my iPhone.

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I am going to try that one, see how it goes in the office

The true measure of a spark is how many copies of The Mirror he has turning brown on the dash

comment by Phil Jagielkas Sweatband (U1308)

What you have done is ask yourself a question. As for the WUM comment from me, well its all harmless fun. Something you have been found doing on another thread, so if you dish it out you have to learn to accept it back. At 42 I thought you would have lernt that lesson by now
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What you have done is make a post on a forum. How old are you Phil?

Big difference between the odd cheeky comment, and joining a forum just to WUM opposing fans, even admitting in your profile that that's what you're here to do.

He got banned for it, by the people who own this site, I'm still here, 'nuff said

We had new phones installed yesterday, the office outside my door was beeps and bleeps as everyone chose their new ringtones and tried to work out how to use them. Receptionist told me today that the general concensus is that the new phones are a step backward, but of course they have taken away all the old phones now.

Oh, in my Laboratory, the only phone is in the opposite diagonal corner from me, I never use it.

Banned, well he is back now.