Letters have been revealed documenting Wayne Rooney's attempts to escape his 3-match ban for lashing out in Montenegro.
His pleas were considered by UEFA's disciplinary committee, but ultimately they were not enough to prevent the ban from being upheld.
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Rooney's Letters to UEFA
posted on 14/10/11
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Rooney can write?
Didn't you know he's a Professor of Linguistics at the University of Merseyside?
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Surely then, he would be a Professor of Graphology ?
posted on 14/10/11
posted on 14/10/11
Surely then, he would be a Professor of Graphology ?
Nah, he probably thinks a graph is a spotty animal with a long neck...maths isn't his strong point
posted on 14/10/11
Nah, he probably thinks a graph is a spotty animal with a long neck...
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Or as Wayne calls him, Cristiano
posted on 14/10/11
good one OP
posted on 14/10/11
that's made me laugh!
posted on 14/10/11
quality OP
posted on 14/10/11
I think it was more like...'if you add more games to the ban, I will personally come over there and bash yer ugly faces in...yeah and my buddy John T will hold you down while I am doing it!'
posted on 14/10/11
In Rafa's words, "Koala Tea"