Friday joke time........

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

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^^^ That is THE BEST joke I've heard in ages!

It is very good, nice one mr wipers.

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A young girl walks in while her mother is getting ready to go out
"Mummy, what are those?"
"They're my t its dear"
"When will i get some?"
"When you're older dear, now go and see your dad, i'm busy"
So the little girl walks into the bedroom, where she finds her dad pleasuring himself
"Daddy, whats that?"
"It's my c ock"
"When will i get one of them"
"As soon as your mum goes out"

What did Jack the Ripper's mother say to him?

No wonder you're still single, you never go out with the same girl twice

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
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Don't want to be an old fuddy duddy but how could that be possible?, unless they were both driving convertibles very slowly.

You are such an old fuddy duddy!

thank you

Yiddo80 - bbbbbbboooooooooo hhhhiiiiiisssssssssssssss