Day 24- 17th October 2012
Life Is Hard for Real, Man
Ha! I wake up with a bang, y'know. Ha. Yeah man.
Congratulations Patrice Evra you did it again man. First page on the news. At the back, I mean. ahahaha I'm so funny.
Serious man. It is only I, Patrice Evra who can do what I do. I play for the best football club in the world. Life is good y'know.
But sometimes I miss the hood. Kicking back with the homies. Now they don't like me anymore. I don't understand. Probably they are just being racist. People hate on me for no reason man these days.
Look at Suarez. He come on my face. But then I said 'Back off man! I don't like the way you come on my face'. And then he laughed and started being racist.
I don't like racists in this world. It's no good man.
Yesterday day I ask a woman 'Hey woman where the toilet is, man' and then she said "Excuse me?"
I said 'You a woman right? No?' Then she said "Yes. (Some breathing noise) It's on your right down".
I went in the toilet and the door was close. I looked at the door thing and it said 'Busy'.
Busy? Me? To me? Patrice Evra? I complained to the manager that the woman, the door, and everyone in the shop was very racist to me.
It hurt me.
I am a man of honour. If you make no trouble to me. I will be nice.
But if you try to be racist to me, I will make your life hell.
Regard me Patrice Evra.
The baddest guy in town since Michael Jackson in 1990.
Patrice Evra's Diary- (17/10/12)
posted on 17/10/11
"Busy? Me? To me? Patrice Evra? I complained to the manager that the woman, the door, and everyone in the shop was very racist to me.
It hurt me."
posted on 17/10/11
there should be anti-patrice evra discrimination laws.
He is clearly a being on a whole other level to us mortals.
Look at the people who have tried to destroy him.
That guy from the bus stop, the chelsea steward, raymond dommenech, bacary sagna, the french people and now luis suarez.
will these people ever learn?
posted on 17/10/11
brilliant as always Dubbed
posted on 17/10/11
That is amazing!
"I said 'You a woman right? No?' Then she said "Yes. (Some breathing noise) It's on your right down".
Being the highlight for me.
posted on 17/10/11
Just shows how pea brained evra is.
Cos even he's really racially abused no one would believe him.
That's what happens when you get too many hugs as a child.
posted on 17/10/11
mad me laugh!
posted on 17/10/11
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posted on 17/10/11
"Apparently Evra has now alleged that Bob Dylan called him the N word in the song 'The Hurricane'"
Along with him being one of the perpetrators in the song.