Medals?

Mr Onion wrote,

I honestly believe that, according to some, to be a 'genuine' Leeds fan (and apart from not living anywhere out of the LS postcode area) you need to have the following award or awards -

The Distinguished Verbal Drivel Certificate(DVBC)

Awarded to the munchkin that can post the most accusations in a week about one individual (usually Kenneth Bates) whether they are true or not!.

The BSA or Best Speller Award

Won by 'teh' same individual two years running.

The Weird and Loosely Silly Angry Leader Lambaster (It's a paper diploma)

Initially I had a problem with this, but not anymore though. I reckon it should go to the buffoon that can find an 'apparent' truth in amongst a volume of second hand information (or the throw enough and it should stick policy) and then repeat it everyday.

For this last award you need to rant alot and repeat post, whilst readers imagine you're getting higher pitched as you type whilst going red in the face.

The awards could be every year.

What do you think?

Oh and while I'm at it, here's to a great win against Posh!

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I'd like to congratulate Mr Onion on being the recipient of all the above awards, it takes something special to win these type of awards and Mr Onion has shown he does actually possess several forms of abilities and skills.

Congratulations Mr Onion on being a most worthy winner.