Man Utd v Man City Jokes

What jokes has everyone thought of so far? bout time we can get them back..... ive seen these one....care to add any more?

‎1 :On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think man utd fans are now?

2 :Being a Man United fan must make 1-6.

3 :Statistically 1/6 Manchester united fans live in Manchester.

4 :United i have a great programme for ya :
6 feet under ; )

5 :Anyone with any comments, regarding todays result at old Trafford, please ring mr Ferguson on manchester 161616.

6 :I bet all the utd mancs are 6 after that 1

7 :Cheer up Fergie, every cloud has a Silva lining.

8 :Man Utd fans have been seen leaving Old Trafford early so they can get home and watch there local team this afternoon, QPR.

9 :I reckon fergie's going to regret resting howard webb for such a big game..

10 :Tomorrow is rooneys birthday. He's twenty SIX

11 :Turkey hit by a 7.4 earthquake up to a thousand feared dead. Manchester United hit by a 6.1 thrashing, millions cant stop laughing...

12 :I wonder which road the Manchester Utd fans will be driving home on tonight - the M6 or the M1?

13 :what's the difference between a cab driver and man utd? Cab drivers only let in 5..

14 :What time is it?
oh, its 6 past De Gea!

15 :Manchester United have announced they have sacked all their security guards and hired all City players instead because of their ability to clear the attendances.

16 :A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the manchester united ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match.
17 :breaking news william hill have suspended odds for man city to win premier league they are 1-6 on