Steve Beaglehole.

Apologies for the delayed response.

The chocolate bar of champions is the Star Bar.

Regards,

Merseysidefox.

What a polite post.

I'm everywhere CGG.

I'm omnipotent. I'm omniscient. And I'm omnibenevolent. Well i was the latter till we sacked Sven. I've fallen slightly out of love with the beautiful game now.

I'm god essentially.

This is the power and control women look for. I am what women look for.

I'm not looking for you though, you're just sort of appearing without me even trying.

Is it strange that I thought you were a woman until you said you were what women look for?

Talking of the Sven thing, and seeing as we're on the LCFC page, what do you make of all that?

I do that a lot. I just appear. I'm a cross between god and a genie.

Not at all - maybe I am still a woman?!

I think the sven thing is a disgrace.

This is all Steve Beaglehole's fault. If the barstard had a decent surname, we would never be in this mess in the first place.

I hope he rots in his own ego. You evil, evil man!

Oi. WUM.

Steve Beaglehole is a very decent man. A much better man than me, or you.

Don't blame him for your own insecurities and marriage problems.

I believe his wife tried to stop him eating chocolate, but he took a stand, and ate more chocolate than ever.

He's now a happy, lovely chap, who loves football and has a brilliant, eloquent surname.

In fact, you'd do well not to blaspheme.

OH LORD!!

Everywhere i go i hear the name Beaglehole Beaglehole Beaglehole!!

A CURSE TO YOU BEAGLEBUGGERBLOOMINHOLE!!



P.S. Candlebabes, i actually thought you were a women too and pictured you as a slightly taller Lulu.

Well this thread has just descended into farce!

And what exactly is the matter WUManiser?

I'm actually a much taller Lulu. Only on weekends though.

For the rest of the week I like to think of myself as the Male version of Robbie Savage.

Clare, you've got no-one to blame but yourself for this farcical thread.