Alright!!!
Just thought I say hello to everyone. Just joined up to the site, although I have been a background reader for a while (although it was on my phone, so I annoyingly couldn't create articles anyway)
Anyhow, I don't pretend to know everything about footy but I do know Arsenal are the best haha (maybe not technically this season...or last...or before that :D )
Also I would like to pose a question, a v. important one at that haha. If you could go out on the lash with five present Arsenal players, who would it be. You can also give reasons if you wish.
I think mine would be:
Van Persie - club captain and all round legend and I strongly suspect a bit of a mover on the dancefloor so could attract the ladies to the group. Not to mention that he is Dutch, and we all know they are nutters!
Gervinho - just for the hair!!
Wilshere - bit of a cheeky chappy, for the banter mainly. Could imagine that if a drunken fight was going to kick off, he'd be there in the middle.
Sczsney - If you cut him, he would bleed Arsenal. Plus he seems pretty stand up
Chamakh - Would probably be the butt of the jokes for the evening. Come on, his finishing is a joke alone.
Honorable Mention -
Eboue (I no he's not at the club) - Do i really need to give a reason. Crazy cat!
Hello Arsenal, important question!
posted on 25/10/11
Oh god, not a derby fan.
posted on 25/10/11
Theo - He'd be so drunk after one round of drinks that every time we fancy a drink we could convince him that it's his round again.
Ive been out on the lash with Theo - He had 2 bottles of Bud all night!! But to be fair, he didnt look that drunk.
posted on 25/10/11
i dont drink
but if i did:
szszs - he just seems like a complete joker. he's like one of the lads who would sleep with a bird and then go and tell her dad to wind him up.
frimpong - again a complete joker. he'd probably think he could get all the chicks but really i would show him up.
bendy - like someone mentioned above, a wing man. these guys are always needed. me and him would be the perfect pulling team. he'd go in first and then i would pounce.
arshavin - despite being 30 he would still have to bring id. everyone would be jumping around dancing and the little meerkat would be standing all alone in the corner, laughing at everyone.
joel campbell - i would like to get to know him better
posted on 25/10/11
"comment by igor thehideandsheepman. (U1993)
posted 6 minutes ago
Yippee haha, another gooner haha, to take the pi$$ out of haha, and guess what you can create articles from a phone, haha.
Packet of wine gums and you'd be lashed ya plank."
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I bet you don't have many friends.
posted on 25/10/11
i'd go out on the lash with almunia - just so i could get him so drunk that he'd fall asleep, meaning i could drive him to dover and stick him on a ferry. then we'd never see him in an arsenal shirt again.
posted on 25/10/11
Does it show?
posted on 25/10/11
No you sound like a cracking laugh mate
posted on 25/10/11
Haha, not as much as you haha, wait a minute is that some grass growing over there, haha.
posted on 25/10/11
ok i may have gone ott on the haha's, haha
posted on 25/10/11
No sweat, it takes a big man to admit it.