The Admins take Ja606ers to the beach

The Admins are taking SKA, Bestie, Blue Kenyan, Vidicschin and WengersNearlyMen to the beach as a reward for their good behaviour on ja606.

*the group arrive at the beach *

Admin1: I think we'll settle here guys, unpack your stuff.

Admin2: Hmmm, I dunno, shouldn't we settle somewhere a bit closer to the sea?

*Admin1 puts his finger on his lips and gives Admin2 the old 'shhhh'*

SKA: Jeez, there aren't many chicks about today

Admin1: Remember SKA, you have to be on your best behaviour today.

WengersNearlyMen: he's Onto you SKA,sort him out

*SKA looks at WengersNearlyMen in confusion *

Bestie: Admin1, can I get an ice cream?

Admin2: it's a bit too early for that Bestie, maybe after lunch.

Bestie, I wasn't asking you Admin2

Admin1: Sure you can Bestie, look there's an ice cream van over there. I'll come with you.

Bestie: Ok, does anyone want anything from the ice cream van?

Vidicschin: Do I want anything? What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I want something you simple moron. Get me a vanilla ice cream with strawberry sauce on top, yeah?

* Bestie looks scared *

Bestie: ummm, ok

*Admin1 and Bestie head off to the ice cream van *

Admin2: Does anybody else think Admin1 and Bestie are being a bit rude towards me?

WengersNearlyMen: they're Onto you Admin2,put them to the sword.

SKA: ummm, no not really. Why do you ask?

Admin2: I dunno if it's just me but they seem to be teaming up on me. Have I done something wrong?

Blue Kenyan: Nope, nothing that I know of.

*Bestie and Admin2 are back from the ice cream van *

Bestie: Here's your ice cream Vidicschin.

*Vidicschin looks at Bestie in disgust *

Vidicschin: I ASKED FOR STRAWBERRY SAUCE, NOT CHOCOLATE SAUCE YOU STUPID ARSENAL FAN. DO YOU NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRAWBERRY AND CHOCOLATE YOU COMEDIAN? I BET YOU STILL WET THE BED YOU... YOU PLASTIC.

*Bestie is in tears *

Admin1: ENOUGH! Vidicschin, how dare you. How very dare you sir. You will serve a one week ban on Ja606 when we get back.

Blue Kenyan:

SKA: Stop being so immature Blue Kenyan, what's so funny?

Admin2: Alright guys, who wants to make a sand castle?

*everyone looks at Admin2 in silence before bursting out in laughter *

Admin2: erm, aaah, I was... I was only joking guys... it was a joke, ok?

SKA: Yeah, sure it was.

*a hot women walks past the group *

Admin2: Blue Kenyan! Were you looking at that women's bum?

*Blue Kenyan takes off his tinted glasses with one hand *

Blue Kenyan: Ummm yeah, why?

Admin2: Didn't Admin1 tell you that you had to be on your best behaviour today?

Admin1: leave him alone Admin2, he's a young man, it's normal for him to look at an opposite gender's bum.


Bare in mind that I am really poor at these, I need time to improve