I'm a Man Utd fan....Because.....

Hi friends.

I was in one sports place today speaking to a man about footballing and then I asked who he supported, and he said Man Utd, then I said BOOO! He then went on to try and justify why he supports that team. This happens every time I ask a man about what team he supports, He says Man Utd, I say BOOO then he tries to justify his choice of sports enterprise. Why is this? I didn't ask you to friend!
Here are some better than excellent examples of justifications used after I say BOOO:

I am originally from Manchester but moved away when I was younger.

My parents are from Manchester and my dad practically forced me into supporting them.

I started supporting them before they were successful.

My granddad is from Manchester.

I am Irish so have to support Man Utd or Liverpool by law.

My dad emigrated from Manchester before he was born.

My dog didn't text me back, so I went to Manchester and got a cat instead, who did text me back every time.

I am allergic to glass so needed to check my appearance in trophies in the morning.

I rike Manchesta becaw they champio numba one!!!



Theses are just some examples I have received. Please don't shout at me. I don't mind if or why you support Manchester U's. The BOOO is just wind escaping from fatfolds on my body. Please don't be afraid to give your justifications for being Man Utd fans. Not that you have to, but do it anyway please.

No shouting.