MASSIVE!!!

The clue is in the name Einstein!

yeah bet its 10 inch, in and out 5 times!

If you need any tips, I'm happy to help

i dont need tips off someone with a 2 inch twanger. and before u say its not size that matters. it does where your concerned!

How do you know it's 2 inches, have you been peeping?

well u didnt say i was wrong

U didn't say you weren't peeping, you naughty boy. Are you a lancastrian opening batsman?

haha cant be bothered playing this game no more im bored. what is it with everyone the boards are dead?

^^^ takes his half of the chess board away, with his little king being the sole survivor..

..his bishop is now being bashed to make it massiver

Phallitical conundrums!............suck on this.