(The Arsenal team pour inti the dreesing room after the final whistle, all of them jubilant having celebrated with the fans)
Theo: wow, that was incredible, it was like i was playing one of my video games!
RVP: yeah, did anyone see when i made that racist guy fall on his face? I'm such a crazy guy!!
(Arsene comes in having spent time consoling the catatonic AVB)
Arsene: Wow, i'm parched, Cesc, beak out the Capri Suns, you've all deserved it!
(everyone goes quiet)
Arsene (suddenly realising): Oh, God, no, i didn't mean Cesc, of course not, that would be silly, guys, just pretend i didn't say it.
(Theo bursts into tears, the players start to look round at the shrine that has formed by Cesc's old locker)
Arsene (panicking): look, guys, it was just a joke, hahahahahaaa, i'm laughing, your laughing too aren't you Robin?
Robin: I'm always laughing, but that's just because i'm such a crazy guy!
(the silence builds to intolerable levels until Aaron gets up and runs at the shrine, destroying it. Pictures, flowers and candles fly everywhere as the other players look on, shocked)
Aaron: look, we've got to get over Cesc. Yes he was amazing, but he's moved on and we have to too. Results like this prove how good we are even without him. Lets get rid of our fears and start playing with confidence, Yeah?
Mertesacker: Jah!
Djourou: Oui!
Arteta: Si!
Arshavin: Dа!
Theo (wiping away tears): yaaaaaaaaaay
(The team all embrace and then crack open a round of cold Capri Sun's and celebrate long into the night)
Arsene: by the way, we drew City in the cup.
(Everyone goes silent)
Browse:
after the game
comment by Whip/Elneny #WengerOut (U6563)
posted on 29/10/11
Arsene: by the way, we drew City in the cup.
(Everyone goes silent)
comment by Darko - #StopKenny2012 (U10337)
posted on 29/10/11
5*
comment by Fandango (U7863)
posted on 29/10/11
Arsene: by the way, we drew City in the cup.
(Everyone goes silent)
5
posted on 29/10/11
The ending is class.
posted on 29/10/11
oh i wanted Frimpong to walk in with his pink hair!
comment by Darwin ♲ (U1378)
posted on 29/10/11
I like it
But why is there a shrine to Cesc in the visitors changing-room at Stamford Bridge?
comment by okezi (U2039)
posted on 29/10/11
Great story....Lady had better watch his back
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