(Not for Mike Ashley) Player Values.

Don't let mashley(see what i did there) see this.

These are just figures randomly plucked out of thin air.

Transfer values don't work like that mate.

i needed that after the day i've had.

My favourites:

Krul = £15 Mil
Cabaye = £20 Mil
Gutierrez = £10 Mil
Ba = £12 Mil

As good as they are, currently you could half those prices

WHU signed ba for £6m or so. He is proven in pl now. surely £12m isn't ridiculous remembering people like palacios and crouch both cost £10m

Crouch is English though and Palacios was around £6 mil. You would not get more than £8m for Ba IMO. He's great and I think he's worth more than that to us, but not to others, if you get what I mean

Krul = 15 mil
Tiote = 20mil
Ba = 12 mil

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

half the costs.

Can't wait till your re evaluation come next April, when you will be back in your normal, mid table position, Ashley has started his annual fire sale and the "toon army" are on sky tv, demanding he goes. Enjoy the position whilst it lasts boys, you have earned it so far.

Maybe we wont if you f/ck off and stop buying our players.