why its football

my son asked me why I like united and football more than the other sports . I thought I would share on this slow week unless your a jurno .

cricket/baseball : although skilful in parts takes far too long , people sun bathing standing up is not sport
rugby/american football : again skillfull but sheer size can make you excel , big bones genes should not be a prerequisite to play
basketball; rubbish save yourself hours of squeaky noises first to 2 wins
athletics : 100 metres apart , bobbins no wonder they always put it on when the football is finished.
golf : long walk, heavy bag your dads wardrobe
darts/fishing/cycling/snooker : pastimes
motor racing : last lap apart we only watch for the crashes . changing nuts on a wheel is a desired skill !
ice hockey : fighting on ice
boxing : fighting
tennis/badminton: final only , 15 minutes of ladies doubles used to do it for me in my early teens though
rowing : TRANsport


best sport by far is football, ball and coats are the only required equipment, team game , recognizable skill .