Just to clarify...

we're not even going to sign him, i don't think.

yeah i think its one of those sol campbell, david beckham, henry type things where they stayed at us train for a few months... but he'll be playing in the reserves by the looks of it

I used to love Ready Brek - the adverts were awesome, kids with glowing lines around them like they've just come out of Sellafield. Chocolate Ready Brek never really worked though.

I used to put in 'too much' milk so you end up with a very runny mess. My grandad used to put cornflakes in his read brek - he was way ahead of his time, it was very nice.

Your grandad sounds like a genius. I'm trying that tomorrow.