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I'd take JJ down a farm with a banjo and tell him to get some practice in, otherwise he leaves.

He's not got going yet this season but he's not really had chance either!

The JJ argument's been covered loads of times. You know what you get & that's that you don't know what you're going to get & that's why he's plyed his trade in the Championship & below.

I like defenders. I wish we could sign several more.

JJ needs to hang up his boots and stick to jerking his chicken

Priceless comments by Oval and Statesider about JJ. And I can only say "Amen."

I was a bit disappointed with GM's comment that our forwards are OK, listing CM among them. I'd get rid of him. But, maybe at this stage that's all he can say.

"Jerking his chicken"
If I weren't a serious poster, only interested in a proper football debate, I might take that as an invitation to start spouting onanistic euphemisms!

I hope my iron willed resistence to tempatation is being noted by my fellow serious posters?

Most admirable.

Although as a 'serious' poster myself, I don't know what you're talking about.

ARRRRRRRRRHGHHHHHHHHHH!

SHAKING HANDS WITH THE WIFE'S BEST FRIEND!

Eh? You mean Mrs Ottershaw? What's she got to do with anything?

I think he's reffering to Bugs the Bunny