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Poor Bender

The lad from Dortmund had to undergo 3 hours of "emergency surgery" last night after getting his jaw on the business-end of Vermaelen's size 9.

Hope he recovers sharpish, it'll be soup through a straw for the next few weeks.

posted on 24/11/11

Not trying to be mean but did he really need a stretcher?

posted on 24/11/11

Helen he was verminated! He is lucky to be alive

posted on 24/11/11

Gotze + Kagawa + Subotic + Hummel + Bender + Barrios + The Polish stiker with the long name and ski at the end

for

Almunia + Squillaci + Denilson + Bendtner + Chamakh + £50m

You cannot be more fair then that.

posted on 24/11/11

He actually had to have reconstructive surgery on his jaw, so I guess it was pretty serious!

posted on 24/11/11

He got cracked in the face by the verm...anyone weaker would have needed a hearse!

posted on 24/11/11

Helen because it was a head wound

posted on 24/11/11

Feel sorry for him, don't get me wrong. We thought he was faking!

posted on 24/11/11

TV didn't do anything. Bender's jaw realised it was about to be annihilated and decided the best course of action was to buckle itself, thereby reducing any impact damage.

Clever jaw that.

posted on 24/11/11

TV didn't do anything. Bender's jaw realised it was about to be annihilated and decided the best course of action was to buckle itself, thereby reducing any impact damage.
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It was the sonic wave from Verm passing by

posted on 24/11/11

he tackled the verminator...
...and lived to tell the tale

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